Roasts in about 10 seconds

Roast my picture

Your picture

Upload a photo. Get roasted. Share the damage.

  • First roast free
  • Photos never stored
  • 6 languages

Photos are never stored. It's a joke — no roasts about looks you can't change.

How it works

  1. 01

    Pick a photo

    Selfie, outfit, room, pet: anything with a story to tell.

  2. 02

    Get roasted

    Your roast picks one angle and builds it up to a punchline. Clever, not cruel.

  3. 03

    Share the damage

    Post it as a story card and let your friends come find out the punchline.

Fresh off the grill

A taste of what the roaster serves.

Gym mirror selfie
Third mirror selfie this week, and the only thing that's grown is your camera roll.
Home office
Three monitors, an RGB keyboard and a plant that's clearly faking it. This isn't a workspace, it's a cry for a promotion.
Cat on the couch
Your cat looks at you the way HR looks at your browser history.

Questions

Is it really free?

Do you keep my photo?

Will it get mean?

Can I roast a friend?