About us
Roast My Picture is a small, independent website made in Belgium. You upload a photo (a selfie, your outfit, your desk, your dog) and get a comedy roast of it back in a few seconds.
How a roast is written
Your browser shrinks the photo and sends it to our server. An AI model looks at what is in the picture (the pose, the background, the clothes, the details you hoped nobody would notice) and writes a roast around one idea, with a punchline at the end. You choose who roasts you: a classic roaster, a fashion critic, a grandma, a sports commentator, or a parody in the style of a famous comedian. The site speaks English, Dutch, Flemish, French, German and Spanish.
Before anything is roasted, an automatic check looks for content that doesn't belong here. The models we use don't keep your photo and don't train on it. Read the privacy page for what we store and for how long.
The rules
A roast is meant to be funny, not hurtful. By default it leaves your looks alone; only the No mercy switch puts them on the table. Some things are never roasted, whatever the settings: minors, nudity or sexual content, violence, and anyone's race, ethnicity, nationality, religion, gender, sexuality or disability. Photos with that kind of content are refused. Only upload photos of yourself, or of people who agreed to be roasted, and you must be 18 or older.
How the site pays for itself
The short roast is free and paid for with ads from Google AdSense. If you want the punchline after your first two roasts, or the full roast with its score and a sincere tip at the end, you pay once (no subscription). Payments go through Stripe; we never see your card.
Get in touch
Questions, a roast that missed the mark, a shared card you want taken down? Mail info@roastmypicture.com or see the contact page.